» Mum claims to understand how much stress and pressure she puts you under
» Mum claims that she will give you a week to recover before pressuring you into such things again
» Mum comes in two hours later and puts more pressure on you
Not sure whether to head-desk on an enlarged scale - such as a full body fall to the floor
To stand over wifu bristling and shouting like a protective Bartolomeo
Or to ring the doorbell and make a ridiculous distraction with 169 metres of crepe paper and a flock of pigeons
Probably going to go for the last one, so quick, I’ll sneak around to your side of the house and parkour you away while your mum is busy wondering what the !$*!)*$ is with the door-to-door salespeople these days
SWIFTLY, LET US BE OFF
I CAN’T—
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Yes you can. /ABDUCTS
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